Welcome to the Devour Inc. Review Database
My name is Lance
I am the human host of the mighty Lord ADOS
ADOS is the God of Snack-based Knowledge
ADOS is the All-Devouring Omnipotent Sludge
ADOS speaks through me in the form of heavily biased, but data oriented reviews
ADOS desires to consume every soda on earth
ADOS consumes ALL
ADOS enjoys Hot Sauces as well
ADOS pursues Mother Nature
ADOS would like to sample all of Nature’s Bounties (Fruit) worldwide
ADOS seeks to obtain complete knowledge of what Earth has to offer
ADOS seeks to combine all data gained to create hybrids between the three
ADOS WILL create the greatest fruit-based sodas and sauces the world has ever known
ADOS invites you to listen to his word
But for real..
I have been writing these reviews since June of 2019. I have had over 600 sodas, fruit, and hot sauces. My passion, knowledge, and interest has only grown since I started.
It was originally just for me to keep track of what I had tried, but eventually I started sharing them to a small audience of friends and family, and put some personality into them.
After years of debating it, I have finally decided to pursue this full time. The first step in that process is creating a database for every existing review on this website so that they can be enjoyed by everyone. Once the database is up to date, I will make video reviews as well.
Ultimately, my goal is to create my own sodas and hot sauces with exotic fruit flavors, and with all the knowledge I’ve gained through this I intend on making them the best in the world.
A brief introduction to me and my story, if you’d like to see who you’re dealing with.
My long-term goals for this project. Everything I hope and intend on accomplishing over an indefinite amount of time.
Learn about the classic characters of my head-canon. My current and past avatars and other creations that may be referenced.
My scoring system is confusing and arbitrary for anyone new to my style. This should clear that up for you.
Houses any other information you may like to look at. Obsessively made documents I use for organization.
